Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)

Melanie Martinez

hermionejg:

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Toxic | Melanie Martinez

One line in and I already knew I’d be reblogging.

Press play. Do it.

This is so sexy.


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nonespark:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

how. IN THE FUCK. did that get through.

who was drunk and officially sent this advertisement out. who didn’t tell them something was wrong. who put up an inappropriately faulty billboard without anyone saying anything.

what monkeys were in charge of this operation.

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notxam:

somebody stop me

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theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

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loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

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instagrim:

i found the only side of youtube worth going on

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santanist:

grandparents

sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

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paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

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SJ.