revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

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lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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  • #my life yo
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fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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  • #skatebort wheels #you #would get but nahbody else #yeolom
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  • #what the shit is this god awful
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